Bottled Moonlight
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Bottled Moonlight

Soft lunar glow for notes, baths, and dramatic reveals—no outlet required.

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Description

Captured at a very specific midnight and decanted into a perfectly impractical bottle, this gentle luminance flatters pages, faces, and feelings. Use it to reread favorite lines, soften a room, or give your houseplant a poetic moment. Moonlight pairs well with tea, quiet, and improbable plans. Contents are entirely figurative; please do not attempt to drink, pour, or merchandise‑influence the tides. Certificate of Collection included for bragging rights.

What you get:

  • Bottle label & Certificate of Collection (PDF)

  • “How to Store Your Glow” guide (PDF)

How to use:

  1. Uncap metaphorically.

  2. Bask responsibly.

  3. Reseal to prevent daydream leaks.

  • Specs: Lumens: Gentle
  • Hue: Silver‑lilac
  • Evaporation: Only in daylight
  • Shelf life: Perennial

Pairs well with: Certificate Frame, “Nothing Inside” Stickers, Emptorium Tee

Stylized bottle emitting a soft, silvery‑purple moon glow.
Disclaimer: Imaginary product for entertainment. No physical item will be shipped.