Air Guitar western
Zero weight, infinite swagger. Shreds silently in any room.
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Description
Turn every hallway into a headline tour. Stage Pro is the definitive imaginary instrument—0 grams of carry, 100% stage presence. Plays in any key, features infinite sustain (belief required), and never needs tuning. Practice during meetings without getting fired (results not guaranteed). A printable Certificate of Mastery is included for wall‑worthy proof. For the full look, pair it with the real‑world stand and “strings.” Your neighbors will thank you for the silence; your ego will thank you for the applause only you can hear.
What you get:
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License to shred (digital)
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Certificate of Mastery (PDF)
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Starter setlist: “Solo in A‑ir” (PDF)
How to use:
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Assume power stance.
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Strum confidently near any breeze for natural chorus.
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Bow deeply
Specs:
- Weight: 0 g
- Scale length: Adaptive
- Pickups: Vibes
- Noise: Neighbor‑approved
- Road wear: None
Pairs well with: Air Guitar Stand, Air “Strings”, Certificate Frame
Disclaimer: Imaginary product for entertainment. No physical item will be shipped.
